CHEERS???

CHEERS???

To All My Alcohol-Intolerant Friends

No wine ... no port ...

Nor cheering sherry ...

I am NOT happy! ...

And I'm certainly not merry ...

Alcohol now means

Severe tachycardia ...

Just when I thought life 

Couldn't get any hard(i)er ...

What I wouldn't give

For a restorative glug ...

You say: "Season's Greetings!"

I say: "Bah! Humbug!"

Ffion